SModcast

This is a list of episodes of SModcast, a weekly podcast featuring filmmaker Kevin Smith and his long time producer partner Scott Mosier that features at Quick Stop Entertainment.

SModcast Guest Hosts[]

While the show is primarily hosted by Smith and Mosier, there have been several occasions when Mosier was unable to record, and his place was filled by one or more guest hosts.

Name	Episode(s)
Walt Flanagan	13, 14, 24, 25, 34, 35, 50, 59, 60, 61
Bryan Johnson	26, 33, 34, 35, 59, 60, 61
Malcolm Ingram	14, 24, 25
Jennifer Schwalbach	20, 22, 23
Jason Mewes	16 (briefly), 36, 44
Harley Quinn Smith	47 (briefly), 54

Episode list[]

Volume One[]

Title	Hosts	Guest Host(s)	Release Date	Episode Number #
SModcast 1: Fisting Flipper	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier	none	February 5, 2007	1
In which our heroes primarily puzzle over when "Oriental" became a derogatory term, as well as touch on the following subjects: the very tall, Pump Up the Volume, parental groping, the detritus that gets washed off a newborn, the notion of a Birth-Day celebration, mobile units, bear bars, and Wolfie.
SModcast 2: A Dubious Super-Power	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier	none	February 12, 2007	2
In which our heroes ponder about C U Next Tuesdays, discuss the death of a human train wreck, compare amateur porn to Elmo, create a platform for Walt Flanagan's mayoral candidacy, contemplate dalliances with the famous, do bad Salma Hayek impressions, and discern exactly how spineless the fat one is as they relate tales of criminal victimization in major metropolitan areas.
SModcast 3: Sex and Violence and Bathrobes	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier	none	February 19, 2007	3
In which our heroes plot to bilk the innocent out of a buck a pop, reminisce about an over-crowded condo, spend far too much time dreaming up the ultimate guest list, finally reveal the horrifying tale (tail?) of the Dog Fight, relive their own bloodiest battles, make with talk of a first handy, and recall a homoerotic adventure that finds two teens partially disrobing, strictly for the sake of boyhood shenanigans.
SModcast 4: Can I Get a (Masturbatory) Witness?	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier	none	March 4, 2007	4
In which our heroes talk results, regrets, and rejoicements in relation to the Academy Awards, name-drop Scorsese like it'll get 'em laid, struggle to remember Illeana Douglas's name, reminisce about celebrity sightings and marvel over the need of the famous to eat, crack on “Krull”, ruminate on the men they'd concede to being rump-wrangled by, reveal the secret origin of Mos's middle initial, talk mysticism, Indian fakirs and Jesus's junk, bitch about why “In Search Of…” would never work in the age of the internet, discuss Mos's directorial aspirations, and unmask Kev's deepest shame (of the week).
SModcast 5: Nipples You Can Hang a Coat On	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier	none	March 11, 2007	5
In which our heroes talk poker and casino etiquette, analyze Mos's frugality and greener instincts as well as his corn-oil burnin' car, chat about their missed moment of Oscar glory, muse about the danger of mouth-breathers at a comic book convention, come clean with tales of unsolicited homoerotic escapades from their youth, and refuse to shower in gym.
SModcast 6: Inverted Nipples	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier	none	March 18, 2007	6
In which our heroes lament the death of a cinema legend^[1], discuss the dead and other threats to the environment, analyze where billionaire authors' biggest nut comes from, catch up with Potsie while constantly incorrectly referring to Arnold's as Al's, reminisce about scholastic achievements, search for insight into an ex-girlfriend's mother's motivation in penning a very damning note, and get steamy with tales of teenage heavy petting.
SModcast 7: An Icelander Showing You Your Own Beating Heart	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier	none	March 25, 2007	7
In which our heroes marvel over the success of "Wild Hogs", discuss theater-jumping with parental consent, lament a child's lack of keys, talk about Scott's sister yet again, fear sleeping on a foreigner's couch, puzzle over the chicken-hawk compulsion to be featured on "Dateline", show no interest in sex with teenagers, and have fun but don't run.
SModcast 8: The Entirely Too Over-Long Episode	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier	none	April 2, 2007	8
In which our heroes puzzle over the merits of Rich Little and Danny Gans, review a foreign ruler's take on cinema, go on about Kev's "Reaper" stint for a while, discuss working for The Man, assess whether or not they've become whores, touch on what it's like for Mos to be the Green Goblin's kid's henchman, talk about editing-for-hire on "Who's Your Caddy?", and wrap up about twenty minutes later than they should've.
SModcast 9: Red, White, But Never Blue	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier	none	April 8, 2007	9
In which our heroes pitch Canada on a new national slogan, suck off "Grindhouse", predict a world gone mad in which the deaf prey on the blind, figure out that "Planet of the Apes" was more than an hour long, delve further into Scott's home(s) and garden, revisit the skittish Wolfie, tell a tale of cross-breed passion betwixt a giant Yellow Lab and a miniature Dachshund, define the human cassolette, reveal dental hygiene as foreplay in the Smith household, pinpoint the time of day they're more likely to couple, brainstorm an exercise regimen that's predicated on murder, and find themselves troubled by the notion of fun.
SModcast 10: Eating a Chicken's Soul	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier	none	April 22, 2007	10
In which our heroes chat coiffure, get into some weight-y issues, hatch a seminal diet, order a dollar's worth of fish, fear the sea, pinpoint the indignity of shark attacks, and fear bears, dinosaurs, and the duplicity of the fowl.
SModcast 11: A Fistful of Shame	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier	none	April 29, 2007	11
In which our heroes talk interstellar joyrides, hotel-stays of yore, the perils of travel abroad, plus-sized swimwear, the best "Jaws" documentary ever made, day trips to death camps, and being brat-deep in a jungfrau.
SModcast 12: A Fat Kenickie	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier	none	May 6, 2007	12
In which our heroes tread the boards]and let loose their inner-gay via a prolonged discussion about their Broadway experiences, hold their "Damned" nut, show a lack of respect for tenth grade Thornton Wilder, try to put Snoopy in the pound, get "Grease"-y, dramatize comic books, prevent Mewes from shanking a non-comics fan with a somewhat legal stiletto, fret where the Fourth Reich will emanate from, sort out Kevindia’s geopolitical impact on the continent of Mosieria, and overuse the term "moxie".
SModcast 13: SFodcast (or SWodcast)	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier (absent)	Walt Flanagan	May 27, 2007	13
In which a hero falls... and gets temporarily replaced by a guest host, one man's trash becomes another man's trash at the local flea market, life behind a comic book store counter is brought to life with tales of a questionable customer base, and the war against the aggressors from the stars gains a production assistant.
SModcast 14: On Guard For Thee	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier (absent)	Walt Flanagan and Malcolm Ingram	June 3, 2007	14
In which our heroes cross the border with a guest from the True North, talk of rods and analyze the "Loose Change" of UFOs, posit that even unidentified species worship the Devils, lament the loss of Bigfoot, question Nessie's diet, theorize how the Republicans can take the White House for the next one hundred terms, and reveal Canada's greatest shame.
SModcast 15: The Pretty-Good Worker	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier	none	June 10, 2007	15
In which things go back to normal and our heroes discuss the passing of a bear-like legend, ruminate on the emotional and physical perils of pet ownership, confess to being cat people, fret over Weiners hunting weiners, become the Jolie of dog adoption, and incur the wrath of all right-thinking and decent people by spending nearly an hour trying to figure out whether Helen Keller was truly impaired or just party to an elaborate ruse.
SModcast 16: Bungpiece.com	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier	Jason Mewes	June 17, 2007	16
In which our heroes rock some poker in the back (and liquor up front), opt to talk about the previous SModcast in lieu of new topics, enter "Jaws" as a length of measurement, enjoy an impromptu visit from a cinematic stoner and discuss his spicey endorsement prospects, try to wheel and deal for a starring role as a gay hustler, and enjoy looking at underwear.
SModcast 17: Doctor Poo	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier	none	June 24, 2007	17
In which our heroes accept the fact that they listen to "the oldies", reminisce about a non-dry "Strike Back" set, figure out how they got west, toy with the notion of buying their childhood home, prematurely bury Ed McMahon, pull a multi-person Matt Hooper, and wrap up with a lot of scat-chat.
SModcast 18: White Flight	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier	none	July 1, 2007	18
In which our heroes get out of the office, debate purchasing a helper monkey, live free and "Die Hard", get cut off in one-mile-an-hour traffic, investigate three generations of road rage, delve into the casual racism of old-timers, go "prison" with ice hooks and baseball bats, reveal mob ties, identify functioning alcoholics, reveal their hill-people secret origins, drink in the parking lot, learn the difference between "blue collar" and "white trash", and get an iPhone.
SModcast 19: We Owe It All to Nook-Nook	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier	none	July 9, 2007	19
In which our heroes broadcast from a talking house, get their Trek on, briefly interrupt the proceedings to do some work, suss out why they never abused the casting couch, debate an indecent proposal, brag about oral proficiencies gone to waste, marvel over the frigid, define love, and hail the first cro-magnon sexual astronaut.
SModcast 20: Here Comes the Bride	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier (absent)	Jennifer Schwalbach	July 16, 2007	20
In which the sausage party is crashed by a sausage patty, the feminine touch is heavily felt throughout, a de facto marriage counseling session ensues, uncomfortable sexual revelations are made, and made, and made some more.
SModcast 21: Little Outhouse on the Prairie	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier	none	July 23, 2007	21
In which the patriarchy is restored and our heroes discuss a wide range of topics like Flushable Moist Wipes, the triumphant advent of Flushable Moist Wipes, the historical significance of Flushable Moist Wipes, dry corncobs vs. Flushable Moist Wipes, magic ice boxes vs. Flushable Moist Wipes, and “Heroes”.
SModcast 22: Schwalcast	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier (absent, away over seas)	Jennifer Schwalbach	July 30, 2007	22
The return of the distaff, in which our heroes talk about the likelihood of running into former intimates at ComicCon, the bending of the space/time continuum in an effort to bed a younger version of your spouse, why divorce is not an option, inappropriate hugging of the famous, Marion Ravenwood: gender traitor, shame-shorts, insecurities both founded and unfounded, middle-aged proms, the world wide hair shirt, and Shecky.
SModcast 23: Good Vibrations	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier (absent, away over seas)	Jennifer Schwalbach	August 6, 2007	23
The re-return of the distaff, in which our heroes discuss Canadian lockdown & toilet hijinks, reminisce about coming for the first time and losing it in a small town, get all “Sex And The City”, cross the point of no return, make note of body types and what city is best for them, decry the bane that is Star Tours, discuss how many kinds of wonderful the “Simpsons” premiere was, and find new lines to cross.
SModcast 24: Rigg-er, Please	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier (absent, away over seas)	Walt Flanagan and Malcolm Ingram	August 13, 2007	24
In which the manager of a comic book emporium and a Canadian infamous for overstatement join forces with a newly-minted senior citizen to discuss past mistakes and the fallout of waging body parts, robotic scat games, hipping-up that which doesn't require.
SModcast 25: Lynching Vixen	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier (absent, away over seas)	Walt Flanagan and Malcolm Ingram	August 20, 2007	25
In which our heroes spend an unhealthy amount of time deconstructing a Rankin Bass classic, do a “Midnight Express” with a pre-street-date DVD, kill a franchise, lament the loss of holiday-programming luster, fail to enjoy adolescent keggers, get the blues at a strip club, miss opportunities to smoke on campus, have their bagged-and-boarded books threatened, and explore the thickest, strongest apron strings in central Jersey.
SModcast 26: Beware The Hobo	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier (absent, sick)	Bryan Johnson	August 27, 2007	26
In which a special guest fills in for one of our heroes, prompting a heavy bout of reminiscences about what kind of purchases can set off parental fisticuffs, how metal is metal, what it means to be man-friends in Jersey, and saying goodbye to 42nd Street - all of which is interjected by a discussion of nature’s most evil arachnid.
SModcast 27: Scott-Land	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier	none	September 3, 2007	27
In which, after too long an absence, Mos finally returns… and has his heterosexuality repeatedly called into question. Also: a contest!
SModcast 28: Scottacita Wants a Carnita!	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier	none	September 10, 2007	28
In which our heroes marvel at a canine onanist and other dog oddities, dissect barf-jobs, dream of seeing how Cheerios are made, expose the dirty secrets behind the Twinkie and the McDonald’s shake, and spend a long time discussing the Twenty Most Bizarre Experiments ever conducted.
SModcast 29: Harry Scotter and the Order of the Penis	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier	none	September 17, 2007	29
In which our heroes discuss The Boy Who Lived and the wizarding world way, way too much.
SModcast 30: Smith and Wesson	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier	none	September 23, 2007	30
In which our heroes craft the ultimate form of punishment for a crime ripped from the headlines, debate the implementation and ethics of said ultimate punishment, and then answer questions from SMod fans.
Smodcast 31: Loneliness of the Long Distance Mosier	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier	none	October 1, 2007	31
In which our heroes ponder congress with strangers, arranged marriages, the Byzantine nature of the electoral college, the extent of principles (via the example of crop-shredding, sexually harassing monkeys), Darth Vader alerts, weight maintenance, the supposed joys of running, and climbing Everest.
Smodcast 32: I'm No Fool	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier	none	October 8, 2007	32
In which our heroes learn to fear a very tiny water-dwelling killer, mark a passing with little pity, discover why a future in food services might not be the path to take, gift Kentucky with a new license plate slogan, wonder as to the whereabouts of beloved fast food icons, and impart a little lesson about common sense.
SModcast 33: Life Of Bryan	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier (absent, recorded while Mosier was sick)	Bryan Johnson	October 15, 2007	33
A blast from the (recent) past, in which a guest hero descends to fill the slot of a traveling hero, as the conversation begins with tales of liquid diet depression before turning towards reminiscences of Jersey - of college writing courses, old girlfriends, and Walt’s trouble getting paid - before winding up with remembrances of Mewes past.
SModcast 34: Jersey Justice League	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier (not there, Kevin Smith recorded while in Jersey)	Bryan Johnson and Walt Flanagan	October 22, 2007	34
The Heroes of the East convene for a special Jersey round table, featuring epic tales of early friendship, "Star Wars" summers, a fecal tooth and a mother's love, a fecal ring quest and a decided lack of love, a friend's betrayal, how old is too old to attend a high school party, how to creep out an elementary school class whilst proposing to your wife, and the misfit zoo. TECHNICAL NOTE: Due to malfunctioning equipment, the sound quality may be a bit wonky - but the stories were just too good to lose.
SModcast 35: Dr. Smith & The Medicine Show	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier (not there, Kevin Smith recorded while in Jersey)	Bryan Johnson and Walt Flanagan	October 29, 2007	35
In which the Jersey trio dissect each other’s pharmaceutical history, probe deep into the mind, make revelations aplenty, and bond on a whole new level.
SModcast 36: I’ll Stop the World and Melt with Mewes	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier (absent)	Jason Mewes	November 5, 2007	36
In which a pair of relics from mid-'90s pop culture talk about getting old and boring, examine the conditions under which sexual congress with the breathing challenged might be acceptable, discuss the alternative branches of a family tree, and take “Paper or plastic?” to a whole new level.
SModcast 37: In A Row?	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier	none	November 12, 2007	37
Our heroes go jumbo-length in celebration of an anniversary, using the time to explore a body-snatching scenario and the decision to pod or die, learn the boundaries of a hug, marvel at the cunning of a trapped deer, and plumb the depths of general ignorance.
SModcast 38: Leeroy Jenkem!	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier	none	November 19, 2007	38
In which our heroes embark on not only the happiest, but apparently also the heaviest cruise that ever sailed, flirt with bi-curiosity via RedTube.com, and get high huffing butt-hash.
SModcast 39: Of Berries and Twigs	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier	none	December 3, 2007	39
In which our heroes engage in a frank discussion of inebriation, find out what happens when the Italian Harold decides Maude is a bit too old, and touch on the horrors of Alzheimer’s, how to spend your last 48 hours, the passing of Evel, the vindictiveness of jellyfish, and a future after the unkindest cut of all.
SModcast 40: Ned Smitty	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier	none	December 10, 2007	40
In which our heroes return in a role-playing adventure through porn by casting a late 80’s convenience store clerk named Kevin in an unlikely role of a lifetime, chat about the aging effects of time on late 80’s cinema goddesses, and debate the merits of size over foppishness.
SModcast 41: Honkey!	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier	none	December 18, 2007	41
In which our heroes get into a discussion of the white man’s lack of reclaimed cultural terms of endearment before launching into an even more in-depth exploration of cultural terminology, try to come up with words to hurt each other, turn their sights on sites that feature comments that aim to be mean for mean’s sake, read a very special piece of listener mail, debate the history of the Christmas Tree in relation to self-mutilation, and wrap up with another dip into the SModcast mailbag, the best Oscar’s ever, and a Bat-Quickie.
SModcast 42: SMerry Christmas	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier	none	December 24, 2007	42
In which our heroes ring those silver bells in celebration of the holidays, chatting up all things related to the season, from the little baby Jesus to Conan the Barbarian.
SModcast 43: SMorpheus	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier	none	January 9, 2008	43
In which our heroes discuss SMod after death, and then descend into the Matrix to determine the reality of PodBabies, post-pod love, virtual weight loss, the power of a crappy life, and whether the virtual world makes a man happier.
SModcast 44: Thuffering Thucotash	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier (absent; sleeping in)	Jason Mewes	January 21, 2008	44
In which one of our heroes is accompanied by a special guest making his triumphant return with tales of orthodontia, long distance love, the bare necessities, cultural understanding, and talk of “Zack and Miri”. Plus, a quiz!

Volume Two[]

Starting at the end of January 2008, there was a several-month gap in podcast releases, as Smith and Mosier were filming Smith's eighth film Zack & Miri Make a Porno. Once shooting finished, the duo returned with their first episode in nearly three months on April 7, 2008. Due to this gap, many fans consider it to be the beginning of a new volume or "season" of the show, even though the show does not operate in a strict season format.

Title	Hosts	Guest Host(s)	Release Date	Episode Number #
SModcast 45: The End of the SMod-fast	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier	none	April 7, 2008	45
In which our heroes finally appease the hunger with chatter about where they’ve been, what they’d do if they were “Lost”, and how they ride their mellow.
SModcast 46: Mr. Deaves Goes to Town	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier	none	April 14, 2008	46
In which our heroes struggle to get the show started, vicariously cruise a gay website, and puzzle over the current state of father/daughter relationships.
SModcast 47: Destroy All Monsters	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier	Harley Quinn Smith	April 21, 2008	47
In which our heroes are visited by a special guest, discuss disturbing defecation, inadvertently brag about the size of a shower, puzzle over plumbing, worry about monsters under the bed, and muse (or Mewes) about a movie that might’ve been.
SModcast 48: Mass holes	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier	none	May 5, 2008	48
In which our heroes talk about that old time religion, ruminate on the clerical touch, and try to discern the role of the hot tub in Holy Mother Church.
SModcast 49: Attack of the Banantulas	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier	none	May 12, 2008	49
In which our heroes cock an eye at a prairie legend, fret over eight legged stalkers, fear a Swedish Holocaust, and take issue with the plausibility of singing underwater.
SModcast 50: Gnome Alone	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier (absent)	Walt Flanagan	May 18, 2008	50
In which our heroes relate ribald tales of corporate piracy, draw upon the scat games of the short and fantastical, discuss the first generation of hand-held games, and reminisce about the imaginary lengths a boy will go to in an effort to secure some free comic books.
SModcast 51: Sphincter Fresh	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier	none	May 25, 2008	51
In which our heroes la-di-da-di, ruminate over good rates for sex, fret over a Nazi-occupied America, and encourage attic nookie.
SModcast 52: (c)Rapture	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier	none	June 2, 2008	52
In which our heroes celebrate a milestone, lament the loss of the ultimate weapon, pit the Christ against the AntiChrist, and plot the most amazing movie ever made.
SModcast 53: Meat Curtains	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier	none	June 9, 2008	53
In which our heroes talk about beef. Lots.
SModcast 54: SModder's Day	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier (absent)	Harley Quinn Smith	June 16, 2008	54
In which, fittingly, our heroes talk about childish things.
SModcast 55: Naked Butz	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier	none	June 30 2008	55
In which our heroes get corny, analyze the father of American obesity, and get a shot of maturity.
SModcast 56: And Now A Word From Our Sponsor	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier	none	July 6 2008	56
In which our heroes try to manufacture road rage, enter handy negotiations, draw the line at what they’d do for a Make-a-Wish kid, and catch up with an old bathroom buddy.
SModcast 57: Terrorist Pizza	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier	none	July 14 2008	57
In which our heroes wake and bake, party hardly, and face off against a righteously indignant Canadian.
SModcast 58: Kodachrome	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier	none	July 21 2008	58
In which our heroes talk a little shop, muse over collegiate nudes, wax Parisian, and seek salvation in Shrewsbury.
SModcast 59: Frosh Meat	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier (absent)	Walt Flanagan & Bryan Johnson	July 28 2008	59
In which our heroes battle bargain-hunters, jealous lovers, the danger of dills, and misty, water-colored memories of the way they were.
SModcast 60: The Clone War	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier (absent)	Walt Flanagan & Bryan Johnson	August 3 2008	60
In which our heroes marvel over Pillow Babies, thwart an attack by Stalin’s man-apes, and face off over the love of a human Xerox.
SModcast 61: Bridge Beach!	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier (absent)	Walt Flanagan & Bryan Johnson	August 11 2008	61
In which our heroes dream of private tutoring, catalogue questionable laws, survive a star cros't love affair, rally against lawn art, and unwittingly seduce a funny-book merchant.
SModcast 62: The Human Quilt	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier	none	August 24 2008	62
In which our heroes accost a rocker in the cereal aisle, get unruly on a plane, fear the wrath of a pent-up Paul Bunyan, and go to the movies.
SModcast 63: SMod-Kushed	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier	none	September 1 2008	63
In which our heroes are joined by their friend Herb.
SModcast 64: Farewell and Adieu	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier	none	September 28 2008	64
In which one of our heroes cheats certain death, and the other one is Kevin.
SModcast 65: Captain Kev and Mister Scott	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier	none	October 13 2008	65
In which our heroes race with the devil, question a non-singing moon-walker, and make contact with the most aloof alien in the galaxy.
SModcast 66: Sleipner the Conquerer	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier	none	October 20 2008	66
In which our heroes get political, war the world, and await the annual arrival of Odin.
SModcast 67: The New Centurions	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier	none	October 26 2008	67
In which our heroes confront the civic perils of making a porno, debate the innocence of youth, discuss the responsibilities of parenthood, witness the genesis of a northern superhero team, and try to unravel the mystery of one boy’s vestigal gills.

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